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Scary Movie – Review

Much like Scream 5, 2026’s Scary Movie is out to right wrongs with its ‘rebooquel’. What’s that you ask? Well it’s a reboot, that’s also a sequel. And this ‘rebooquel’ would only come about thanks to two very specific factors: The downfall of producers Bob and Harvey Weinstein. Words of encouragement from …

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CLOSED: Saros for PlayStation 5 | Giveaway!

Hey team, Our friends over at PlayStation NZ have hooked you guys up with a copy of their recent first-party game, SAROS, and a bag! I was lucky enough to review the game recently and loved it. You can read more about it in my review here!   A note …

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Masters Of The Universe – Review

What a fascinating title to release in the year 2026. Following their 1981 toy launch, He-Man aired in 1983 once the FCC relaxed toy-based programming bans. Its two-season, 130-episode run cemented it as an ’80s icon alongside Transformers and Jem and the Holograms. Receiving a live action movie in 1987, featuring Dolph Lungren …

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Review – SAROS (PlayStation 5)

I was privy to a 3 hour session of SAROS earlier in April. I felt confident heading into the event. “The rest of these media goons probably didn’t finish Returnal” I said to myself. Of course, I set an example as Lead Gooner. And I thought that would be enough. …

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Mortal Kombat II – Review

I wish I could access my review for the first film. My own website is currently down. And I didn’t even make a Letterboxd review for it! I no doubt found Mortal Kombat charming. Loved that they set up the backstory for Scorpion and Sub-Zero’s feud. One which I assume …

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First-Look – Samsung’s 115 inch Micro RGB Display

Recently, The Empire was invited along to check out Samsung’s EPIC new entry into the RGB TV market. I was invited too, but something came up as life does. So thankfully Nic still attended. And I think we’ll be all the better for it. Why’s that you say? Well, I …

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Project Hail Mary – Review

F*ck me, if there’s one thing Drew Goddard is gonna do, it’s write a great script.   If you don’t know who he is, he’s worked on a few things. Lost. Buffy The Vampire Slayer. The Cabin In The Woods. Daredevil. Oh, and a film called The Martian. Why does …

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Review – Resident Evil Requiem

As far as first days go, Grace Ashcroft’s could be a little better. That’s not to say it’s her literal first day on the job. But it definitely feels like her first time out in the field. However, this might simply be a field she hasn’t worked in before. Especially …

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30 YEARS OF PLAYSTATION: The PS3 and PS4 Era

That’s right. It’s been 30 years of PlayStation. You may have seen it on our Instagram feed. Nick and Hannah in attendance, celebrating another decade of one of the world’s most popular video game consoles. Don’t worry! I was there too. I just didn’t want to be perceived and tucked …

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An Interview With Rob Davis From Sucker Punch – Part 3

Part 3 of?? What in the world are you on about. How can there be a third part of an interview with Rob Davis? Well in this little space I occupy on The Empire NZ, it’s a little collaborative to say the least. It means my works can be in …

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